Mission Control (MC) to Sam: *static* this is mission control to Sam, do you copy? *static* please provide a status update… over *static*
Sam to MC: Sam to Mission control, roger roger, read you loud and clear… it’s a clear day out at what i should call a shopping mall… over.
Sam to MC: we’ve been out for awhile now, running low on fuel. Mother seems to be enjoying her day out… over. Requesting permission to return to base.
MC to Sam: roger, you are cleared to return to base, with whatever means necessary… over.
Sam to MC: wilco*, obtaining visual on the target… in range… engaged. requesting permission to engage.
MC to Sam: fire at will, and take us home Sam!
Sam to MC: wilco, birds away!
x 1 overfilled diaper (poo)
x 1 set of very soiled clothes
x1 set of soiled baby carrier
x1 soiled changing mat
x1 baby with pee all over
x1 set of flustered mother and grandmother
x1 afternoon outing cut short
x1 happy and comfortable baby
x1 amused father at the office