Poop Log One

 

 

Mission Control (MC) to Sam: *static* this is mission control to Sam, do you copy? *static* please provide a status update… over *static*

Sam to MC: Sam to Mission control, roger roger, read you loud and clear… it’s a clear day out at what i should call a shopping mall… over.

Sam to MC: we’ve been out for awhile now, running low on fuel. Mother seems to be enjoying her day out… over. Requesting permission to return to base.

MC to Sam: roger, you are cleared to return to base, with whatever means necessary… over.

Sam to MC: wilco*, obtaining visual on the target… in range…¬†engaged. requesting permission to engage.

MC to Sam: fire at will, and take us home Sam!

Sam to MC: wilco, birds away!

(*will comply)


Status Report

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Damage:

x 1 overfilled diaper (poo)

x 1 set of very soiled clothes

x1 set of soiled baby carrier

x1 soiled changing mat

x1 baby with pee all over

Collateral Damage:

x1 set of flustered mother and grandmother

x1 afternoon outing cut short

Outcome:

x1 happy and comfortable baby

x1 amused father at the office

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